OTR has already mentioned how weird the names for the freshman class are. Looking back, though, Tufts has always had its fair share of WTF-inspiring names. 2009 has a guy who insists on calling himself Muffin MacGuffin. All the time. No joke. 2010 has Cantwell Faulkner Muckenfuss IV (there are three more of them before him!). Now it's time for Cantwell Faulkner Muckenfuss IV (you have to say it in full, every time) to pass the torch. But to whom?

To a girl named Cherry? Seriously, Cherry? Maybe it's not too bad now, but can you imagine being a 14-year-old girl named Cherry? What were her parents, kiddie porn entrepreneurs? Cherry gets second-runner-up status.

First runner-up-status goes to a kid named ... wait for it ... NOBLE J. DILDAY, which can't even be typed (let alone said) with a straight face. These two can have a field day joining the "My Name is Obscene" group on Facebook, though.

You might think that a kid named Noble Dildo Dilday is the clear winner, but you'd be wrong. No, this year first place is a tie between a kid named William and his identical twin brother ... William. Unfortunately, they're not yet on Facebook, so you'll just have to trust OTR that come September, there will be two twin brothers with the same name coming to Tufts. One has the middle initial C and the other has K (betcha the C and the K are for Casey and Kasey or something like that). Not only do they have the same name, but they also are living in the same room together. They probably have a made-up twin language, too. Maybe they're like that freaky "Law & Order: SVU" episode where the twin brother and sister were forced to pretend to have sex by their crazy psychologist, only to discover that the sister had actually been born a BOY and gotten her penis destroyed in a freak circumcision accident and doctors convinced his parents to raise him as a girl and sneak him estrogen pills, but he always felt wrong inside, and then finally he discovered it, and he and his twin brother killed the psychologist and got away with it!

Okay, probably not, but it'd be cool.