Do you have a secret desire for Greek Girls? Strutting around campus with their lettered totes and brushed hair. They take over tables in Hutch and invade (the better) frat parties like flocks of seagulls. Their presence, boggling, getting to know them without an "in," sometimes difficult. Now some may claim that UofC sorority girls are not quite the same breed as typical, state school girls. Is the hunt any different here at Chicago? Hard to say. But if greek girls for some reason turn your head and you are unsure how to proceed, here are few pointers on how to penetrate such a girl...er group? 

1) Go Greek

Seems obvious enough. And joining could be a possible solution. True you will most likely have closer proximity thanks to parties and private cocktails. Being a fellow Greek probably won't hurt your odds- just pick a good one- she may not care either way. 

2) Show up

Attend one of her events- Anchor Splash, Dating Game, Mr. U. Be casual.

3) Don't approach her in a frat.

True it may be hard (nay, impossible) for a typical UofC boy to approach a female sober, but it can be refreshing to meet someone rather than be randomly grinded-up-on

Just don't be a creep.

4) Don't be creepy. How? Mutuality! Have one of her "sisters" that you know introduce you casually. If you don't know any- well there's a way to practice your introduction skills. 

You've met now...

5) Raise the standards.

How? If you're not too big of an a** most of the time. And are only a big a** some of the time. Sadly at this fine institution our standards for finding a mate are not as high as our academic standards. She's probably used to Frat boys so be nice. It could throw her off guard.

6) Know which sorority she's in

Come on now, there are only three...

7) Gossip Girl

Be up to date on the latest- the Hills, Madonna's Divorce, Milton Friedman, Obama- you're bound to find some common ground

8) Don't Expect the typical

She may have quite an impressive tan for January and manicured nails but there is probably some inner nerd. But there are a few who should be at a state school- maybe you'll be lucky enough...

9) Don't hook up with one of her sisters

And expect her not to care.

 
10) Have an open mind

Now not all sorority girls may appear to be interested in dating. And maybe they're not. So I'd recommend the "take what you can" attitude. She may not be in for a commitment, but that doesn't necessarily mean she's not in.

Good luck!