Summer Send-Offs are upon us. I never went to the one in my area, but I can't imagine any of the 28 send-offs across the country are any less awkward than you'd imagine, kind of like the gem of a photo above (found literally by Googling the phrase 'awkward party').

Interestingly, 10 of the alumni hosts of these little shindigs are married to other alumni. Guess what they say about that high alumni marriage rate is true, which is mildly depressing.

As for the send-offs themselves... which sounds the most promising? I'm going with LA, the home of a one Harrison Barnes (AB '93), who has written as far as directions only this: 'It is directly across from the Ritz Carleton. The front and side gates will both be open.'

Ooh la la.