Just when you think UConn got you bad, you find out some poor sucker is more screwed than you'll ever be. Looks like UConn got tired of ****ing with students, so they moved on to an entirely different species.

"The U.S. Department of Agriculture has fined the University of Connecticut Health Center $5,532 for animal care violations, including several charges tied to the handling of LAB MONKEYS WHOSE HEADS WERE DRILLED AS PART OF A NEUROSCIENCE EXPERIMENT."

Is anyone having second thoughts about getting treated at the Infirmary? Yeah, thought so.