Crackerjack Stanford researchers just revealed that there is human bacteria waste at Lover's Point Beach in Pacific Grove. Lover's Point. No shit, guys, did all the used condoms tip you off?

Even grosser, they suggest that the bacteria is caused by sewage spills, which the beach has had problems with in the past. It's staying open, though, so you can spend your last few weeks of summer getting a tan and a nasty staph infection.