10. Groups: If you have more groups than friends it might be because you’re on facebook too much.

9. Privacy: I’m in your network but can’t see your profile? Who the **** are you? You think you’re special?

8. Information: If your information takes up more than a page you love yourself too much. Nobody is worth more than a page’s worth bio, except maybe Brutus.

7. Status: You still haven’t figured out that they start it with “Name is “. Wake up idiot! “Jack is is angry”….and also stutters.

6. Hometown: You claim to be from Cincinnati or Cleveland…doubt it. It says “Hometown”, not “City within 50 miles of you.”

5. Facebook Whore: You’ve only been on Facebook for a month, but you’ve already got 2,000 wall posts. Pick up a phone retard, your conversations will be quicker.

4. Middle Name: That’s not your middle name and you really aren’t “PrettyFly” or “TheTruf”.

3. I Don’t Remember You: How the **** did you get my name? Were you at that party last night or something? I was at that party, but obviously you weren’t interesting enough for me to remember your name. I don’t want to be your friend.

2. Fav Books: “I Don’t Read!” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Almost as hilarious as watching CSPAN-2.

1. FACEbook: It’s FACEbook, not FACESbook. We all know you’re the ugly one on the left anyway; you don’t have to lie about it.