Residents in Buckman Hall and Thomas Hall, the first two buildings to be constructed on UF’s campus back in 1906, have finally been given the big thumbs up to install portable air conditioners.

Did UF administration not realize that the university is located in Florida?

Before, after booty-dancing in a hot, smoky club, you would stumble back to Buckman, only to waltz into a humid, 100 degree room.

Now, thanks to UF Housing, you’ll be greeted by a cold draft to offset those drunken irritations. Reason enough to hit the bars twice as hard.