Then when you start the course, there's a big spiel about how the whole thing is confidential, so don't be afraid to tell them that you drink like a fish. But if it's confidential, is there really any proof that the university can find out you did it..?

And the third, and probably most legit piece of evidence against the requirement for alchie knowledge is that no one checks. Most do it, but some OTR tipsters never did, and no one said a word.

So go ahead and don't, either. Just don't tell Dean Malkiel we told you.