I have discovered a secret weapon which I would like to share with my fellow bloggers. If you ever are in desperate need of an idea to write about, just go to your local Facebook Network and check out the discussion board. I guarantee that it will only take a few seconds before you find someone to make fun of. For example:

There's this girl who I have nicknamed "Queen of the Discussion Board." For some strange reason, she feels the need to respond to every single discussion topic there is, whether it's telling freshmen which dorms are good, whether or not you need to bring a lap-top to class, etc. Intrigued by this girl, I investigated further only to find that she is 25 years old and graduated from UF 4 years ago.

Now I thought this was bad enough, but it was only until today when I saw her latest discussion topic that I decided I needed to share this. She was angry about a post that some immature freshman made which more or less described a pornographic spider man scene. I was glad to see someone else realized how ridiculous this 25-year-old girl is...

QDB wrote
on Jul 21, 2007 at 7:36 PM
I have requested moderators for regional networks here on Facebook. I am pushing a certain topic down the bulletin board....

X replied to Donna's post
10 hours ago
You could also just ignore it.

QDB wrote
9 hours ago
No I wouldn't ignore it. His disgusting and grotesque board discussion has now been deleted off of facebook. Facebook takes awhile in my opinion, and they also need network moderators.

X replied to Donna's post
9 hours ago
Then sign up for it and stop complaining, jesus. If you can't ignore some absurd and juvenile posts on an internet forum, I'm afraid to see how you react to events you find distasteful in real life.

QDB wrote
7 hours ago
First of all you cannot sign up to be a moderator on any facebook network, although I have recommended it to them.

Secondly, I address issues that offend me and communicate that to the offender. I'm one of those people that don't talk about what he or she is going to do in life, or how this person said this or that, I'll go straight to your face and take care of the problem.

Maybe instead of criticizing those who actually clean up the boards of people who talk about his lover performing oral sex on an animals genitalia while watching her and masturbating at the same time, maybe you will understand why I am one to bitch.

(Then she waited about 10 minutes, and since X wasn't sitting at his computer like her, she thought she was victorious.)

QDB wrote
7 hours ago
Do you really have anything to say?

X replied to Donna's post
6 hours ago
Just that you must be really bored to take "cleaning up Facebook's message boards" into your hands. I commend you though, stout yeoman. I guess you have a lot of time on your hands now seeing as you haven't been a student at UF since 2005. You're still playing on Facebook?

(Nice.)

QDB wrote
6 hours ago
And you're responding to my posts. Yes I am bored during work. Welcome to the real world!

And facebook is my connection to my ALUMNI friends thank you!

...UN-****ING-BELIEVABLE