Bernie Machen Gets Something Sweeter Then Sugary, Colored Cereal

Bernie Machen Gets Something Sweeter Then Sugary, Colored Cereal
We all know it by now. Bernie Machen, the Franken Berry look-a-like , makes a helluva-lot of money.

We have been inundated with stories of his over-paid ass and related  UF economic issues for quite some time (Hey -- Urban Meyer is under a $14 million, seven year contract).

But how does one get to such a position? Well the Board of Trustees nominates you... of course. Anything delving deeper into that political machine just hurts one's head.

Well, what is the reason behind such a high salary? Usually, to qualify for the job, a university president has previously exhibited skills in academics, fund raising and management. Raising funds may be the most important of these traits and maybe Machen exceeds at this to his benefit.

Less money for UF programs, more fees for students and more money for the black hole bureaucracy. Blah. Blah. Blah.  Got it. Now what is being done about this?

Side note: This blog was written with the full knowledge of how redundant it is to portray President Bernie Machen as a money-grubbing bureaucrat. It was mostly created to point out the  similarities between Machen and Franken Berry and to show them partying together under raining money. Enjoy.
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Comments

Anonymous
you disgust me shaw p. how dare you malign the adored icon of my child frankenberry by drawing any similarity with a disgusting money grasping mean mouth no good like bernie machen. franken berry has brought me nothing but sugary goodness and the occasional maze activity on the back of his brightly coloured box. bernie machen brings me nothing but ever increasing tuition rates and financial burdens. for shame shaw. for shame. hmm though their foreheads are both oddly expansive. Posted 12/04/2007 7:56 PMReply

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