Walmart, despite being a county-sized maze with an inevitably weird social scene, actually has a lot of college-friendly items for sale.  

Among them: musical birthday cards, inexpensive fuzzy blankets, frozen DiGiorno pizza, a variety of beer, and even Yellow Tail wine.

In case you were wondering, however, they apparently don't sell wine on Sundays.

I guess Gators will have to actually go to Mass (or Olive Garden) for Jesus Juice on this sacred day.

Boo-hoo.