Don't forget your translator.

Miami Dolphins linebacker and UF alum Channing Crowder apparently didn't take Geography of a Changing World in college. Heading to London to play the New York Giants this weekend, Crowder said he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

Way to make us look good.