Insert your favorite Chuck Norris joke here.

Add a twist by placing your favorite football hero, Tim Tebow, into that joke. Better yet, replace Chuck Norris with Tim Teebow in every joke. Plenty of sites are doing it.

Because Chuck Norris style jokes are not getting tired enough. 

Maybe the real joke is the hype over a bronze statue shaped like a man doing a funny pose -- more commonly referred to as the Heisman .

It is a pose many UF students at parties mimic, but usually they are protecting a beer, not a ball.

All in all, the recent acquisition of the Heisman trophy by Tebow almost makes up for the lack of another coveted trophy, which of course is the one proclaiming us football national champions. The Heisman trophy gives back reason for that frenzy and rabid madness that other colleges hate to love in UF students.

Add Norris' congratulatory letter on top of the trophy and it more then makes up for whatever is missing in funding, academics or...well, mostly funding at UF.

Yes, such strong American ideals. Such strong American names. Both of them. And both kick so much ass.

One with martial arts and cheesy western spin-offs and the other with a strong arm and a nice spin on the football.

Labeled as "tough guy pen pals," Norris' congratulations to Tebow was simple, but to the point.

So now with that weight off your shoulders, just get through the rest of these exams, have a safe ride home and rest assured; you can finally sleep soundly to the glory, the kingdom, the power and the dreamy images of a quarter-back-hunk.

UF ranks supreme in some fashion.

Amen.