Look how many people are engaged or married on your Facebook page.

Go ahead, take a peek. I know your parole officer said no more doing that in public restrooms, but this is a different matter.

Okay, so most of those are fake lesbian engagements...

But part through that sea of joke relationships young Moses, and you will find that there are still a frightening amount of legitimately engaged couples at UF.

At a time when students are trying to plan their schedules, many seem to be  simultaneously planning a wedding.

USA Today said the average age of married couples is about 26.5. College singles are being grabbed up quicker than Michael Jackson can snatch up a child.

Move over drinking. Getting engaged in college is the new pre-marital sex. 

There was even a wedding exposition Sunday on the UF campus. A walkway with wedding dress-clad models included.

There is nothing else to say on the subject except:

Stop the madness. Stop getting married. This is weird and getting out of hand.

PS. Michael Jackson, although I am sure this small college blog is the least of your worries as far as libel goes, please understand the allusion to you was just an incredibly easy and forced cheap shot at your court hearings -- almost impossible to pass up.

I still like your music.