You've got to hand it to the student group behind all these "Penis" signs popping up around campus.

What better way to get immediate attention for your event and invalidate the entire student body's maturity than posting neon yellow signs with the word "Penis" in all caps?

One girl: "Oh my god! Look! Penis!"
Next girl: *shrieks in disbelief and laughs uncontrollably*

The event is technically the Penis Soliloquies (a sophomoric twist on the Vagina Monologues) happening Oct 5. But at this point the event doesn't really matter, does it? It's all about the LOL-worthy sign.