On October 25th, the annual Brigitte M. Bodenheimer Lecture on Family Law will be held at UC Davis. The main topic of the series will be about the breakthrough human papilloma virus vaccine that is given to females to prevent some forms of cervical cancer. (But dude, seriously, do you live in a cave or something?) The big hoopla is that if parents want to get these for their daughters, they have to come to terms that "daddy's little girl" might actually bone a few men in her lifetime.

The series "brings legal scholars and practitioners together to discuss recent developments affecting the family," and the lecturer this year is Professor Sylvia Law, from NYU. Of course, since she does activist/blasphemous work that includes everything from reproductive freedom to gay rights, we can just sum up that this "Sylvia" (if that's even her real name) is the she-devil and she is teaching our children (age 18+) evil, evil things.