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Illiterate drivers and short-tempered alumni beware!

Posted by buzzkill 07/27/2007 12:30 AM

Apparently the anal-retentive towing services hauling ass around Gville continue to tow the cars of people who can't read signs and have pissed off one alum, hardcore.

Those red and white signs leer and snicker at you as you bitterly drive past each parking lot prohbitting you from carefree parking.

The Alligator ran an editorial last week that royally pissed off an alumna. She shot back with a snotty letter to the head honcho.

"Your opinion piece about towing sounded more like a 2-year-old baby than an educated college student."

Ouch.

She continued her rant by claiming we're all too dumb to not notice the signs, and that that fat, greasy guy who tows our car is probably the same one we'll call when we are too drunk to drive and need someone to help us out.

First of all, anyone who's shitfaced isn't going to immediately think of calling tow guy. Drunk dialing is a nasty habit, but I doubt Big Al is on speed dial.

Second, if you do call the big guy, you won't remember him because you're sloppy and they all look the same, and he won't remember you because he probably averages 15 college-student tows a day!

Let me leave you with this parting note from our beloved alumna.

"I am sure you won't print this because alumni's thoughts don't matter. I love my alma mater--the student population is another story."

Buuurrrrn!

Towing services + one sour alumna: 1
Alligator editor + UF student population: 0