Clip art options are a little out of control.

After the heel of her shoe broke, a girl took a legendary fall down the sloping path she was walking on onto Campus Drive. She took a little while to stand, looked around to make sure no one saw her mishap, and hobbled on her way to Norris as if nothing had happened.

You probably thought no one saw you, random girl in front of the Theater and Interpretation Center, but unfortunately, your tumble to the ground was witnessed by several others at nearby Louis Hall.

...Yeah, it's been a slow news day.