Jessica Alba Wants You to Know She's Not Dumb, Just a Tool

Jessica Alba Wants You to Know She's Not Dumb, Just a Tool

Jessica Alba is getting all worked up over being called dumb and wants to set the record straight. It all started last week when she called Bill O'Reilly an **** at an Inauguration event. No argument there.

 

Then when she was asked about the comment by a TMZ reporter, she skirted the question by asking him something about Obama. The TMZ reporter said he didn't feel comfortable answering the question because he is a "journalist" To which, Alba replied "Be neutral- be Sweden about it."

 

Of course, everyone jumped on her for saying Sweden instead of Switzerland, which is more commonly known and referenced in popular culture as a neutral country. Well, now she's taking to her Myspace to defend herself:

Last week, Mr. Bill O'Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people...it's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II if you want to see what I was referring to. I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!

You know when you're arguing something stupid and you realize you were wrong but you don't wanna admit it so you Google it to find a technicality that would make you look less stupid? That's what she did and we all know it. Because Finland and Costa Rica are neutral countries too but no one would ever reference them in that context. 

 

She got lucky after she mistakenly said another country that started with an S and it ended up being neutral, too. But if she thinks we believe that she knew that before she got called out, she is sorely mistaken. 

 

And as per usual, Wikipedia gets the last laugh. Right under the title of the article she linked to is a disclaimer that reads:

The neutrality of this article is disputed.

 

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