Tutoring Zone is a badass, private company started by a UF alum to give students a 3 hour rundown of everything they need to know for an exam.

I’m not bullshitting you: Without going to a single class, you can go to a Tutoring Zone review session and do well on the test, assuming you don’t show up on the wrong day, arrive naked, or drop acid beforehand.

Why? Because the tutors are everything professors aren’t: concise, English-speaking, comfortable using the F-word, and secretly obsessed with being the funniest person in the room. 

At $20 per review, I can give Tutoring Zone $60 and get an A in Statistics 2 without struggling to understand my English-as-a-second-language professor.

Or, I can make the daily, sweaty trek to campus, fall asleep in class, learn to say X in Japanese, and waste hours of my life that could be otherwise spent sleeping, smoking, or drinking.

Unfortunately, I still have to give UF thousands of dollars for material they don’t teach.