More good news on the junk-food front: the USG met with Dining Services and reported a plan to majorly renovate the 100-level of Frist. The C-store will be moved to the now-defunct Healthy Eating Lab's site. In its place?

A crapload of candy.

Witherspoon sweets, a new snack shop, will be replacing the C-store. From the sound of the name, it'll be a heck of a lot more chocolate-covered pretzels-- and a lot more people slumped over tables in Cafe Viv, passed out from their sugar highs and subsequent crashes.