Girl #1: How did the GRE go?
Girl #2: It was good. I didn’t rape it, but I did have sex with it and I’m not calling it back.

Girl in class the day of a test:
“I made a huge mistake, I took Adderall yesterday. I was up all night. And this morning I called my entire family at 8:30.”

And the World’s Best Animal Rights Activist award goes to…“I joined PETA but then they started sending me all these sad emails so I had to unsubscribe.”

Yung Joc showing off his sense of humor at the Crocs Next Step Campus Tour:
Girl in the Audience: Are you single?
Yung Joc: Single as the dollar bill in your back pocket!

Person on the phone tries to direct non-UF student to a tailgate right by Turlington plaza:
“We’re by this big tower. Okay, first you need to cross “brick plaza”…(everyone laughs at her) What, she doesn’t go here!”


Guy walks by as drunk girl tries to carry her friend who’s passed out on the curb.
Helpful Guy: Do you need help?
Drunk Girl: No, we need discipline!

Girl at a sorority party: "I’m so tired. I would fall asleep right here but I’m worried that I'll become someone's little sister in my sleep."