Sex and the City re-runs not cutting it for you anymore? Need a little more spice in your weekly entertainment consumption?

Look no further than the local paper.

As the years continue and the Avenue's sex columnist changes more than most change their sheets, the column has grown raunchier.

What started as an advice column with a few colorful and sometimes naughty personal stories, has now turned into a Penthouse features spin off.

This week's column was about a dirty romp she had on top of a stinking pile of clothes.

Sexy...kinda.

Though her picture runs parallel to her column, this writer holds nothing back when talking about her sex escapades. Virgins, cover your eyes. Warning: this material may be harmful to your untainted mind.

Props to her for getting laid, but ease off on the play by plays. Let the readers use their imaginations. Besides, wouldn't an unpleasant scene be a professor reading the column every week and then recognizing her in class? "Hey, aren't you the girl who had a one-night stand with...uhhh, ohh...." 

Awkward.