Ever forget why freshmen get such a bad rap?

If you ever need a reminder, just drive through campus sometime around 1:30 a.m., say, after you’re finished studying at Library West, and it’ll all come screaming back to you.

At least that was the case tonight, when a car packed full of drunken freshman chicks was spotted waiting at the light at Gale Lemerand and Museum Road.

Sloppy McPuke: Um, I need to sit up. [Sitting on friend's lap, leans out window]
Sloppy McPuke: Urp! [Gags]

Then, Sloppy’s Friend put her hands out in a cup-like fashion and prepared to catch her friend’s puke with her bare hands (to protect the car from the shit-tastic stench of booze and stomach acid?).

This is one situation where the “Nobody likes a sloppy Gator” slogan actually applies.

Gross.