Apparently in the past week, a treadmill was stolen from RIMAC facilities.

No, like really. A treadmill. The whole shebang - just straight up removed from the gym.

Questions that arise: Did Treadmill Thief disassemble said treadmill in order to remove it from the facilities? Was it done in the still of the night? Was there involvement of third parties or, God forbid, undercover RIMAC staff members?

Well props to Treadmill Thief and Co., because thievery of bulky gym machinery is a wondrous feat. If the Stairmaster is next, I'll be first to create a Facebook group fan club.