In case you don’t read Perez Hilton (and really, what do you do with your time otherwise?) here are all the week’s big stories in entertainment.

Fans of Grey’s Anatomy received a shock earlier this week when ABC announced that they had fired Brooke Smith aka Erica Hahn. They vehemently deny that it was a result of the Callie/Erica lesbian storyline but no one believes them. Even gay-basher Isaiah Washington thinks it’s “disgusting” and he proposes bringing his character, Burke, back to the show’s increasingly replaceable cast as damage control. I'm not gonna lie, it would be great if they brought Burke back. While they're at it, they should cancel Private Practice and bring back Addison, too. 

In other not-a-lesbian-maybe-bi news, Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson for the millionth time and somehow it’s still news. She told Harper’s Bazaar that she loves Ronson very much but doesn’t want to classify herself. When asked if she had been with a girl before, she replied with “I don’t know, maybe.” In her defense, have you seen Samantha Ronson? I’m pretty sure she doesn’t know if she’s with a girl right now.

Lohan wasn’t the only one getting candid with the mags this week. In an interview with Vogue, Jennifer Aniston finally talks about her divorce with Brad Pitt. She states that although the divorce was amicable she thought it was “uncool” for Jolie to be discussing her and Brad’s relationship blossoming on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith while he was still married to Aniston. Uncool? Really? That’s what frat boys say to each other when they spill beer. I think stealing your husband deserves a stronger adjective but maybe that’s just me.

Meanwhile, Brad was attempting to get into the screening of his movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button when he was grabbed, spun and pushed aside by a security guard who didn’t recognize him. Brad, do yourself and us a favor, and shave that nasty moustache.

In other hot men news, Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, created a mob scene that led to the cancellation of a meet and greet event in San Francisco. Apparently 3,000 screaming fans showed up even though the organizers were expecting 500. There were some reports of injuries including a girl who got her nose broken and another who supposedly fainted. And that is why you don’t underestimate the power of the British.

And finally, not to be outdone by all the male hotness, one of Disney’s Cheetah Girls, Adrienne Bailon, had her laptop stolen and some racy pictures have surfaced on the net as a result. The photos were intended for her boyfriend, Robert Kardashian, of the most obnoxious family in (sorta) showbiz. Have you noticed that all the skankiest trash comes from Disney? So much for wholesome. 

Join me next week as I recap the newest celebrity feuds, high-profile firings, and all the unintentional nudity you can handle.