While running CBS is fun, Les Moonves has been waiting for just the right opportunity to hit it big in the restaurant business. Next year, his dream will come true with the unveiling of his own three-story CBS-themed eatery at Gilette Stadium.

Following in the footsteps of great themed restaurants, like Planet Hollywood, Rainforest Café and Dolly Parton’s Dixie Stampede, CBS Scene is expected to offer crappy food at expensive prices in a surreal, nonetheless awkward setting.

Maybe you’ll be able to order the “How I Met Your Mouthwatering Sirloin Steak” or a “Cold Case of Beer” or “Shark.”

If nothing else, the restaurant will cater to football fans worried they might not make it home in time for Numb3rs.

Short of having Mandy Patinkin as your waiter, CBS Scene will offer everything you would want in a CBS-themed eating experience.

Actually, by next fall when it opens, Mandy Patinkin may be your waiter.