Grab your Birkenstocks and raise your bongs in triumph, Jumbos, because you're some of the greenest collegiates in America! That's right, recycling all those Pabst Blue Ribbon cans and reducing carbon emissions by growing weed in your off-campus apartment really does make a difference.

According to Grist Magazine, an online publication dedicated to environmental news and issues, Tufts University is one of the "Top 15 Green Colleges and Universities," coming in at number nine, just behind the University of California -- Chico, University of British Columbia, and our green-as-ivy neighbors down the way, Harvard University. The online publication praised the university for its "strong history of incorporating sustainability throughout its operations and campuses."

Wait one minute -- only number nine? Well, at least we're in single-digit territory. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Leeds University.