On Monday afternoon, about a dozen university police officers swarmed the newly named Sisler Hall aka the Chem Research Building after they got reports of a possible suicide attempt. 

The student that called it in was in Dauer Hall across the street when they noticed a person talking on their cell phone on the roof. 

When the cops arrived the student was gone but they questioned people who fit his description and eventually found him. According to the student, Austen Norden:

“I kind of go up there periodically. It’s just nice. It’s calm up there, great view of the campus.”

He was sent to Student Conduct and Conflict Resolution for violating the Student Conduct Code. Even though it ended up being much ado about nothing, it's a pretty easy mistake to make considering that if anyone is going to commit suicide around here, it would probably be off the chemistry building.