The National Institutes of Health has awarded the University of Florida $9 million to research Aspergillus, a fungus that poses a major health threat to cancer patients and transplant recipients. 

I don’t know about you, but I think there are much better fungi to spend $9 million on. With that much money we could contaminate the water supply at UF with magic mushrooms and have the world’s largest trip. Imagine all 50,000 students running around campus tripping out of their minds; The possibilities are endless.