What would America do without the ladies over at Tempe12 stripping down to their skivvies? Apparently, go unapprised of political affairs. Yesterday a video was released called “Sexy McCain Maverick,” in which a USC student/Tempe12 semi-naked girl named Alexis lets us in on why she plans to vote for John McCain, the decision mostly reliant on her “Christian morals” and love of money.

In the video she explains:

I’m a republican. Woo McCain, not just because I go to USC and I’m some LA girl who comes from a rich daddy, that’s not just it. But I value my religion, and I have Christian morals, which obviously falls more into a republican category. I mean also I’m not gonna sit here and lie to you. I’m obviously gonna be a doctor someday… and I will be making a good living and I see how hard my dad works. He’s also a physician… and then there’s the whole tax issue. I don’t feel it’s fair that my dad should have to lose X amount of money more than some other person down the street who has made no effort to make anything of themselves. I know that sounds kind of stuck up, but there’s ways to make it on your own nowadays.

The thing is, Alexis is right. There are ways to make it on your own nowadays. Like running around in a bikini on the internet bragging about your rich daddy and Christian morals.

Phew! Problem solved. Now that Alexis has enlightened us on the uselessness of taxation and welfare, we can go back to the stuff that really matters. Like blasting the hell out of those god-forsaken Iraqis, hording money, and Hails Marys (the kind in football and otherwise.)