I, the Former Goal Post of UCSB, would like to share a video of hilarious shenanigans involving me right after UCSB won the NCAA soccer championship against UCLA last winter.

Yes, those kids are singing “Olé, olé, olé, olé… Gauchos, Gauchos”. Yes, they stole me from the soccer field and carried me on high in glory to the beach, where I later ended up in the waves so mermaids could play soccer. Yes, the guy behind the camera has a suspiciously hairy arm when he points at 1:20, but I’m a goal post, so who am I to judge?