Where Does Senioritis Hurt? Nowhere.

Where Does Senioritis Hurt? Nowhere.

Do you find yourself unable to fall asleep before 3 am? Do you wake up midday to find that you missed all your morning classes? Do you find yourself having little or no energy to get your work done? Do you find yourself unable to focus on simple tasks, resorting to hours of Facebooking instead?

 

Are you putting off important responsibilities and choosing to play beer pong instead. Perhaps you find yourself going out several times a week, only to wake up hung over and too tired to go to class. Or maybe, you spend all your time running aimlessly at the beach in slow motion.

 

Do you space out through most of the day? Do you wear your underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry? Do you order pizza three times a week so you don’t have to cook or leave your home? Do you avoid social situations where you might run into the many people you’ve regrettably hooked up with?

 

If so, you might be suffering from Senioritis, a serious condition that affects 9 out of 10 college seniors. Studies have shown that video games and television can make this condition worse. Fifth year seniors have expressed increased symptoms and in some cases early onset Senioritis may occur.

 

Though there is no cure for Senioritis, there are a number of effective treatments available…like dropping out junior year.

 

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