Yet Another Reason to Worship Tim Tebow

Yet Another Reason to Worship Tim Tebow
Adoring fans reach out to touch Tim Tebow, who seems to be engaged in an active struggle against temptation.  [Picture Source]

His incredible athletic achievements, dashing good looks, strong character, and general bad-assery are reason enough to bow down.

Last season, he helped the Gators win the national title against Ohio State.  And despite Gator losses this season, Tebow hasn't had a single bad game.  

Now he's also the first sophomore ever to win the Heisman Trophy.
Simply put, Tim Tebow is a legend.  I, for one, feel privileged to walk the campus Tim Tebow walks on. 

And I'm not alone.  Some UF students (Facebook group) say that seeing Tim Tebow on campus actually "validates [their] existence]."

Other students say that they're "in love with Tim Tebow," that they "have a man crush on Tim Tebow,"  and that he's the new Chuck Norris (i.e., Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas).

Finally, one Facebook group is dedicated to the desire to take "Tim Tebow's V-card." 

That's right.  For those of you who haven't heard, Tim Tebow is rumored to be a virgin, as per his strong Baptist beliefs and family values.

And can you imagine how many girls wait on his doorstep naked?
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look at how gross those girls are....I wouldn't pay attention to them either Posted 01/08/2009 9:25 PMReply

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