If there are two things that college students love, they’re drinking and sleeping. These are the sorts of things you can do everyday, Sunday through Saturday, and go along just great whether you’re feeling like the happy, carefree college student you are or a whiny little depressive. One might even reason that both activities are simply fulfilling the human survival instinct, as they can help you forget about your vast college woes (think debt, bad grades, a bad game, a bad relationship.)

That said though, there are times when the two just shouldn’t go together. And there are other activities that shouldn’t be combined with the them also. One of those activities is driving, as one University of Georgia student recently discovered. The girl, who is (shock!) an underage drinker was this weekend an underage drinker, driver, and sleeper.  That’s just asking to get arrested.

Police arrived on the scene early Sunday, conceivably after the Saturday night college routine. The girl was passed out over the wheel at a stop sign, drunk as a skunk, and so very busted. It was the kind of situation that brings to mind the notorious photo of Lindsay Lohan (okay, so there are more than a few of these floating around the internet and gossip rags) where she’s passed out in a car wearing a hoodie with her mouth gaping open. Attractive? Not so much.

The Associated Press reports:

Athens police said an officer found a drunken 20-year-old University of Georgia student who tried to drive home after a party passed out at a stop sign with the car still running.

The officer found the woman about 2 a.m. Sunday asleep with the car still in drive. The officer put the car in park and turned off the engine.

When the woman awoke a few minutes later, she told police she'd been drinking at a house party earlier that night. The woman, who was not identified, was charged with a DUI and underage drinking.

 

Yeah it’s bad passing out in the bathroom of a grimy dive bar. Yeah it’s bad passing out on the toilet of a frat house bathroom. But it’s hard to come up with many places worse to fall asleep than in a running car in Georgia. And trying to explain to your parents that you got arrested for a DUI while underage because you fell asleep drunk driving is hardly the kind of thing that’s going to make them want to give you money, a later curfew, or a brand new shiny Corvette. Unless they’re as stupid as you.