Guys, if you know you’re probably not going to go on a second date with her, you might as well get some on the first. Here are some ways to score.

1) Get her drunk – just don’t make it obvious. Have her drink enough so she’ll be loosened up. As a co-worker mentioned, with alcohol every girl becomes easy.

2) Plan a romantic date. If you’re not looking to be a sleaze-bag, this will do the trick. Girls are suckers for this kind of thing.

3) Pretend to be someone famous. Claim that you’re the son of a foreign prime minister. That sort of status will not only impress her, it will turn her on.

4) Be a gentleman. Treating her right will ensure that she’ll return the favor.

5) Get her dirty. You don’t need to be an a$$ but “accidentally” spilling something on her means she’ll want to take a shower. Bring her back to your place and let her borrow your clothes. That way, she won’t feel bad when you rip them off her.

6) Be her shoulder to cry on. Pay attention when she tells you about the passing of her grandmother or the fact that her dog ran away. If she knows you’re there for her, she’ll be there for you when you need a booty call. Plus, as another co-worker stated, crying always leads to sex.

7) Engage in hot and heavy foreplay prior to the date. Need I say more?

Being in the South, a little creativity helps when you’re trying to get laid. These steps have worked for me so now I share my wisdom with you. You'll thank me.