Usually a trip to the urinal is an uneventful occurrence for men (unless you're Larry Craig ... ba-dum-bum). But have you ever looked down at some of these urinals? They're sending you a message. And that message is, "Your penis is evil!"

Some urinals around campus (this one happens to be in the HUB) have plastic things in them to keep large items from going down the drain. But printed on them is the phrase "You hold the power to stop rape in your hand." Unless you're really skilled, at that moment your penis is in your hand, and therein lies the message (for all you idiots out there that couldn't figure it out).

Look, nothing about rape is funny, but, isn't that sentence grammatically incorrect? Doesn't it mean there are rapes being committed "in your hands?" On a cellular level maybe?