Any literate UIUC college student (and let's hope that's a high number) has at one point read "The Booze News." The publication prides itself in satirizing the drinking habits of the student body, which may include ridiculous stories, photos, or interviews. While most readers agree the paper lacks talent and a consistent ability to make people laugh, it has become extremely popular in the three years since first rolling off the presses.

"The paper is not for 8-year olds," said co-founder Atish Doshi, a 2004 Illinois graduate from suburban Detroit. "It's about being immature college kids. That's what makes it successful. We don't take ourselves seriously."

Fox News recently ran an article questioning the value of such a paper after the start-up branch located at the University of Missouri ran a book review calling a homosexual couple "freaks." The author has since been fired in an attempt to stop a boycott of the paper on the Columbia campus.

Ann Coulter's fanclub needs to chill out and have a beer... anyone for Murphy's?