Espresso Royale: More Hipster than You

Espresso Royale: More Hipster than You
Baristas overheard:

Boy #1 (to girl barista): What is this music anyway, some more of your hipster shit?
Girl #1: …Yeeeeeeeaah, It’s pretty much ALL I listen to.
Boy #2: Wait, why would you ask that? You’re a hipster too.
Boy #1: Not really, I’m too punk-metal to be hipster.
Girl #1:You guys are both hipsters; you wouldn’t be working here if you weren’t.
Boy # 1: I just needed a job…
Girl #2: Dude, you’re wearing a bandana with one pant leg rolled up; it doesn’t get more hipster than that.

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