If you've ever gone anywhere near the Willard building you've no doubt seen Gary Cattell, aka The Willard Preacher. If not, this is a typical, albeit toned down version of Gary's preaching behavior. We're all going to hell according to Gary. Oh, especially you sorority girls, what with your talking behind each others backs and whatnot.

Gary's at his best when one of the student body is arguing with him, and he is certainly more vocal as classes are letting out. But even in this instance, when about 7 people are sitting there listening, Gary goes on about how we're all sinners and heathens.

If stopping by Willard to visit Gary doesn't fit in your schedule, there's always his website. And really, who doesn't need to check in with The Willard Preacher when you're about to do some internet porn surfing?