There's nothing worse when hosting a party than having a 16 year old puking his guts out in a kitchen sink. Visiting high-schoolers are like disease-carrying mosquitoes, infiltrating house parties by hiding behind their a.) older sibling, b.) former classmate, or c.) loosely acquainted neighbor. Another popular option is d.) sitting on each other's shoulders and utilizing a very long trench coat; like in Hook when the Lost Boys pretend to be pirates.

Spot the kids that look like babies/have braces/constantly burp while drinking beer and monitor their Bacardi Razz intake. An array of Urbana house parties dealt with puking minors and stoned marching band babies this past weekend. Stay on the lookout to keep your party from turning into this. 3:25 is when shit getz real... that stuff just doesn't come out of fabric.