Or should this post be titled: Bones? It's unclear which barely appropriate pop culture reference suits the material. In any case, the fact speaks for itself:

Skull Theft.

Gravediggers invaded Davenport Hall, and snatched a skull from a Human Osteology classroom. The funniest part from the AP article is the dude's reaction to the theft.

"I don't know what you would do with a human skull other than treat it as a Halloween decoration," Acree said. "It was sitting there and somebody probably thought it would be cool to have in a dorm room or apartment and took it."

The skull is not marked, but is "uniquely identifiable" if turned in to police, Leigh said.

Methinks that Acree is going off a false motive. Rumors are rampant about a rogue theater troupe performing a guerrilla version of Hamlet.  "Alas, poor Classroom Skull! I knew him, Horatio."