Anytime you drive anywhere on campus, you see at least one car with a stupid advertisement for homecoming king/queen on it. You know, with those wash-off paint markers that you usually see on cars saying "Just Married?" On the way in from the parking lot this morning, I saw not one, but three douchebags/douchebagettes campaigning it up with their cars.

Do these people actually think we'll vote for them because we saw their name advertised on their sorority sister's car? Please. No one cares that your friend is running for homecoming queen, and anyone who does care doesn't need your car to remind them.