Most current event-savvy students have been watching the Bush buddies drop like flies for the past few months. It seems some angst-ridden neocons over at the DI opinions section have made it their crusade to try and piss off as many "bleeding heart" liberals as possible by writing muck-filled columns that do nothing more than make the author look like an attention whore.

Justin Doran is strangely put off by liberalism on campus. Besides making digressive and befuddled conjecture on the nature of his manufactured "typical liberal," he goes so far as to comment on the process of becoming one. One could question his insight into the matter, as he claims to be a true conservative man. His column reads as if he were a whining three year old whose older, smarter brother stole a favorite toy. Justin, do us a favor and leave the hackneyed, trite poo-flinging to your mommy and daddy.