Everyone's favorite bus company, Lincolnland Express, is looking for someone to be their bearded mascot, Li'l Lincoln. You've probably seen the cartoon ads that feature a really short student with amish facial hair and a big top hat dancing around anime versions of students. It's kind of unsettlling, but maybe the real thing will be an improvement.

 Whether the costume is a full body suit or simply a vision-blocking top hat is unknown, but jumping around like an idiot for $10/hr sounds like a good deal. Check out the DI's classified section for more information.