Whether you see college as a place to learn, grow as a person, or a place to get your party on, everyone can agree that we all hate obnoxious students. There’s always one or two of these in any class whether you study psychology or business.

These people are easy to spot, not just by their stupid questions, but also by how frequently they speak up in class. This might come as a shock to you, but no one cares. And here's why: your random hypothetical question or story about what happened to your friend once is NOT going to be on our test.

Every statement you say starts with “Say someone does this…” or “What if…” or “One time…” Here’s an idea, Google it. Here’s a better one, since half the time your aim is to appear intelligent and involved in class, go to your professor’s office hours and ask then. Save the rest of the class the misery of having to sit through your bullshit.

Other obnoxious students include those that sit in the front of the class and laugh loudly at all the teacher’s bad jokes. Don’t encourage that kind of behavior.

Or you might be the person that’s too stupid to follow along and constantly asks the professor to repeat things. This isn’t middle school, either pay attention or look it up in the book and stop wasting everybody’s time. The rest of us want to get out of class.

So on behalf of the less annoying half of the school population, I’m here to tell you to kindly STFU.