Overheard on the Quad: Bitch Talk

Overheard on the Quad: Bitch Talk
Girl 1: Yeah, I think I'm dumping him this weekend. He's not cute anymore.
Girl 2: Yeah, like, there are so many hotter guys out there. You are supposed to live at college.
Girl 1: He's got, like, a cute butt buuut, I really think Ryan is sooooo cute. Maybe I will dump him after he takes me out this weekend. I'm sick of our kitchen's food.
Girl 2: Good idea, milk him for all he's worth.

*sigh*
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Anonymous
face it, yung fresh, you are envious. you are not part of their world and never will be. poor yung fresh. Posted 09/29/2007 9:05 PMReply
theohuxtable
@ Anonymous: haha, envy? that makes sense, who wouldn't want to be a part of a totally artifical, superficial, self-centered world that those girls represent. Posted 09/30/2007 12:01 PMReply
Anonymous
its funny because its true Posted 09/30/2007 1:30 PMReply
Anonymous
people want to be included in things they're excluded from. it's in the firmware for human beings. think about it. if you're not part of the group of cavemen hunting sabre-toothed tigers, you're sabre-toothed tiger food. when someone is excluded from inconsequential social groups, the same firmware executes - and the person wants to be part of the group that is excluding him/her.

that's why people get mad when they're blacklisted from a place they hate.
Posted 09/30/2007 1:38 PMReply
yung fresh
lol. dennis, just drop it. you are just as crazy as the owner of LEX. and im not blacklisted. because you dont know who i am. sucka. Posted 09/30/2007 2:00 PMReply
Anonymous
you are mistaken about my identity. your thread is about sorority girls. clearly, you are not a sorority girl, and you are envious. if you want to pretend to be mature, you might start by staying on-topic and rebutting arguments. Posted 09/30/2007 3:24 PMReply
Anonymous
Excellent! She's proud that she can still patronize the business of someone who she calls "crazy". That's rich! Can you say hypocrite? Say it with me...hippo-critt.

Clearly, this person authors blogs because she is attention-seeking. If she didn't start silly threads, nobody would even know she's alive.
Posted 09/30/2007 3:29 PMReply
yung fresh
where on this post or thread does it say these were sorority girls. they werent wearing letters or speaking of greek things, I have no reason to believe they were greek. Seems Suburban Express dislikes the greek community. Bad PR Dennis. Also, I'm male and your use of the word hippo wouldn't bother me even if I was an over weight female. Hippos are cool. I author blogs because I enjoy making fun of stupid things, like your company. If I was attention seeking I would author them under my own name. Unfortunately immature people like you and other internet users would post all of my information all over the web. Posted 09/30/2007 3:47 PMReply
Anonymous
Boy, you sure like to tilt at windmills. You're even arguing with a phonetic spelling. Posted 09/30/2007 3:48 PMReply
Anonymous
Ok, you like to make fun of things.

It would be so much more interesting for the reader if you tried to make logical arguments.

As it stands, your arguments are like Chris Farley's movie reviews:

"Remember the part of the movie where the one guy shot the other guy? That was cool!"

In other words, they're completely vacuous and uninteresting. And calling people who post to your thread names doesn't really make up for the lack of substantial content.
Posted 09/30/2007 3:51 PMReply
Anonymous
malcom16 Posted 09/30/2007 3:53 PMReply
Anonymous
you are foolish to think that a bus company owner is blogging on a sunday. both of them are usually at oak brook or woodfield watching their drivers screw up for most of the day sunday. Posted 09/30/2007 3:59 PMReply
yung fresh
Dennis,

I apologize for calling you a "sucka." I didn't realize you bruise easily. I suppose you would prefer that I give you free reign over my posts and just ignore you. I think I can handle that. The only time you will hear from me in the future is when I continue to warn travelers about your bus company. I do enjoy your excellent analogies, please keep them coming. What argument are you referring to here? This post is an overheard. It speaks for itself. Good day Dennis, hope your buses continue to provide such excellent transportation to the community, when they aren't breaking down.
Posted 09/30/2007 4:03 PMReply
Anonymous
Hey, I've got go to drive a bus. Catch you later.

Denis Toppin
Posted 09/30/2007 4:24 PMReply
Anonymous
this is a nice blog. Posted 09/30/2007 4:54 PMReply
Anonymous
don't call him "Boy". they don't like it when you do that. Posted 09/30/2007 9:39 PMReply
Anonymous
hell if i know!!!this **** keeps deleting posts so it's hard to figger out what is being said. Posted 09/30/2007 11:32 PMReply
Anonymous
no, way! she said that to you? Posted 09/30/2007 11:55 PMReply
Anonymous
Welcome to the minority blog. Posted 10/02/2007 6:56 PMReply
Anonymous
that's fer sure Posted 10/02/2007 10:30 PMReply
Anonymous
This blog is massively immature and stupid. You people are all idiots. Get a life. Posted 10/06/2008 01:22 AMReply

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