The latest unbelievable rumor to hit GW streets is the ridiculous notion that classy porn periodical Playboy named Thurston Hall as the country's most gorgeous dorm, based on the attractiveness of the female students it houses.

[Pause here for a collective and appropriately loud "WTF"]

It's hard to say who could possibly spread such a ridiculous rumor, although GW girls do have an undying love for themselves and a burning desire to wear excessively tight and cellulite-accenting outfits.

Regardless of the source one thing is for sure: this one couldn't be any more untrue. If there's still any question, open your ****ing eyes and you'll see its more like Urban Dog Magazine.