Have you been itching to spend $68 on a pre-worn t-shirt with a bunch of shit screen printed on it? Well, you'll be able to soon enough; an Urban Outfitters is coming to U of I! 507 W. Green will house the so totally hip fashion experience along with some University offices. 

How do you want to tell the world you know nothing about music? How about buying a Run DMC shirt at Urban! Another popular way is to buy a band's t-shirt without knowing it's a band, another standard practice for Urban shoppers.

Expected to open in the summer of 2008, the new store will allow students to avoid wasting their time by actually voicing opinions or becoming involved in political organizations to seem socially concerned. "I have a T-Shirt, I'm making a point! It only cost me $28", you'll triumphantly state.

Thank God for Urban Outfitters; it's making the world, and soon our campus, a better place.