Considering Madison is a Midwestern epicenter for expression, it's not too surprising what you might hear walking down Library Mall. Students gathered around this dude Wednesday to hear his musings on God, Jesus and several reasons why we're all sinners--and to argue with him, and sometimes yell "vagina!"

Our friend had a sign listing the sinners: Homosexuals, feminists, "dopers" and even Catholics. Uhhh?

See if you can make out what he's trying to say--it's some sort of analogy comparing faith and the ocean.

It seems we're all going to hell in a handbasket!